Naruto PARODY [READ FIRST POST!!!]

I've seen it in other sections in Gaia Forums so I just wanted to try it out since I haven't found one for Naruto.

"Kay people, here's the gist of things...You post a question that seems relatively normal and then the next person comes up with a weird, wacky, and absolute crazy answer.

Ex.

Q - Why does Haku have long hair?

A - Because Zabuza can't cut things straight and Haku wants to look pretty.

RULES/GUIDELINES

1. Follow Gaia forum ToS. It's pretty obvious why.

2.NO SPAMMING!!! scream

3.WARNING! Shippuuden is also included in the topic so there might be major/minor spoilers! (depending on what the other people will post). You have been warned!!!

4.ALL ANSWERS HERE ARE NOT TRUE AND LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY! This is not the place to ask questions about Naruto and actually want to find out the facts! This is meant for enjoyment purposes ONLY!

5. Don't criticize people! It's just plain rude and it's not making you a better person if you do that kind of thing.

6. ANSWER THE QUESTION GIVEN ABOVE and GIVE ONLY ONE QUESTION! I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH!

7. Keep it flowing! Don't answer questions that have already been answered. I know you guys are smarter than that!!!

8. Be literate! That means (for those of you who don't know):

- You spell things correctly
- Proper grammar
- Make sure people understand you!!!

So to start things off...

Why doesn't Gaara have any eyebrows?
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/anime-manga-comics/naruto-parody-read-first-post/t.38915319/