[Updated Humor] My Smiting Tahlkora, How we adore-a Tahlkora!

I was told I must go far away from my home.
To Elona, where Evil was freed.

And while I was there was I asked then to share
bear a burden, fulfilling a need.

There I met Tahlkora -a Monk but much More-a
she swore-a she'd follow my lead!

I said "You're no fighter, perhaps you're a smiter?"
It seemed to delight her indeed. . .

Oh! My smiting Tahlkora! ... How we adore-a Tahlkora!
No one can smite least half as good as she! 'Nother round for Tahlkora and me!
Whoa-oh-ho! My smiting Tahlkora! ... by Balthazar's Aura, Tahlkora!
No one can smite least half as good as she! 'Nother round for Tahlkora and me!

ONE! Tippy-Tippy, TWO! Tippy-Tippy, THREE! TAHLKORA!
ONE! Tippy-Tippy, TWO! Tippy-Tippy, THREE! TAHLKORA!
ONE! Tippy-Tippy, TWO! Tippy-Tippy, THREE! TAHLKORA!
'Nother round for Tahlkora and me!

In a mission, once meeting, a Boss, there was fleeting,
a chance, for a beating, we'd do!

But how I lament all my wasted time spent
and I'd barely made 'dent or two.

Then she said "Let me try!" YES! the shy little Smiter!
She knew her attack would strike true!

She pictured him there, in his bare, underwear,
and her damage just kept going through!

Oh! My smiting Tahlkora! ... My Armor Ignore-a Tahlkora!
No one can smite least half as good as she! 'Nother round for Tahlkora and me!
Whoa-oh-ho! My smiting Tahlkora! ... by Balthazar's Aura, Tahlkora!
No one can smite least half as good as she! 'Nother round for Tahlkora and me!

Our journey begun through The Desolation,
there's a hundred-and-one ways to start!

And from out the decay, hear an evil voice say
"I'm afraid you won't be going far!"

King Joko, the undead, saw Tahlkora and said:
"Girl, you'd better head home, if you're smart!"

To that skeletal chap, she her tiny boots tapped,
AND SHE SLAPPED HIM AT LEAST TWICE AS HARD!
(HOLY DAMAGE!!!)
My smiting Tahlkora! ... He's gonna be Sore-a, Tahlkora!
No one can smite least half as good as she! 'Nother round for Tahlkora and me!
Whoa-oh-ho! My smiting Tahlkora! ... by Balthazar's Aura, Tahlkora!
She always gets like this after two or three! 'Nother round for Tahlkora and me!

ONE! Tippy-Tippy, TWO! Tippy-Tippy, THREE! TAHLKORA!
ONE! Tippy-Tippy, TWO! Tippy-Tippy, THREE! TAHLKORA!
ONE! Tippy-Tippy, TWO! Tippy-Tippy, THREE! TAHLKORA!
'Nother round for Tahlkora and me!

We've seen all we could see, cross the map of Vabbi.
Through the mountains, the plains, and the sand.

Oh, the tales we could tell, how she learned ev'ry spell.
And her energy's well in Demand.

She gets in a fight, just to try her new smite-ing,
and things never go quite as planned!

When things turn to their worst, she depletes her reserves,
AND PREFERS TO JUST USE HER RING HAND!
(HOLY SIGNETS!!!)
My smiting Tahlkora! ... How we adore-a Tahlkora!
No one can smite least half as good as she! 'Nother round for Tahlkora and me!
Whoa-oh-ho! My smiting Tahlkora! ... by Balthazar's Aura, Tahlkora!
She always gets like this after two or three! 'Nother round for Tahlkora and me!

EV'RYBODY!

ONE! Tippy-Tippy, TWO! Tippy-Tippy, THREE! TAHLKORA!
ONE! Tippy-Tippy, TWO! Tippy-Tippy, THREE! TAHLKORA!
ONE! Tippy-Tippy, TWO! Tippy-Tippy, THREE! TAHLKORA!
'Nother round for Tahlkora and me!

YOU KNOW THE WORDS!

ONE! Tippy-Tippy, TWO! Tippy-Tippy, THREE! TAHLKORA!
ONE! Tippy-Tippy, TWO! Tippy-Tippy, THREE! TAHLKORA!
ONE! Tippy-Tippy, TWO! Tippy-Tippy, THREE! TAHLKORA!
'Nother round for Tahlkora and me!

But she can't hold her ale. Oh, she tries, she just fails.
Try again? -No avail! It's a fact!

Stumbling out of the Bar. Oh, she doesn't go far!
She turns hard on her heels stumbling back!

We took her outside and she tried to imbibe,
and she tried it while we were attacked!

Then at my mere mention of an intervention
the monster beside me she smacked!!!
(Hard!!!)
MY SMITING TAHLKORA! ... My Drunk and disordered Tahlkora!
No one can smite least half as good as she! 'Nother round for Tahlkora and me!
(OH!)
MY SMITING TAHLKORA! ... Passed out on the Floor-a, Tahlkora!
She always gets like this after two or three! 'Nother round for Tahlkora and me!

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