Top Ten NEW Meanings of the Word NEWB!

The whole inspiration for this lovely Top Ten came when I was called a newb the other day. Now I don't know everything about WoW obviously but I played beta, TBC beta, raid, BG, try to know my class, my role and be an effective player. *sigh* But I am still, a newb.

So this week let's redefine the word shall we? So that when I am called a "newb" I can laugh at the silly person who said it because I know that newb means an over stuffed doughnut machine that's out of glaze!



Or perhaps newb means a small carniverous rodent with checkered fur who's diet consists of slugs? Maybe it's a broken piece of computer equipment that shocks you at random! I know! It's a small insignificant rock at the bottom of the ocean which contains copious amounts of adamantite.

Oh I could keep going but I'll let you come up with new definitions for the word newb. Be sure to share them with us!
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